"talk talk talk. it's so damned rude when some kind person is trying to take your order or if some other kind person is trying to have a nice peaceful meal or whatever and there you are blabbing away on that goddamned thing. or else you are one of those supercool idiots with that damned thing stuck in your ear just like a fucking robot programmed to bullshit. nothing is that important. truly. just relax and quit all of the utterly useless babble. you will be happier." - julie bird, 2007